Shop Mobile More Submit  Join Login
Dracula's take on Twilight by jokeraddict0 Dracula's take on Twilight by jokeraddict0
so i just had a random thought, what would dracula think of twilight? and this is what i thought up XD

storyline: After a long day of sucking people's blood, Dracula goes home to watch this new vampire movie that he heard was good. And what does he encounter? 105 year old vampire virgin sparkliness.
Add a Comment:
 
:iconmdtartist83:
MDTartist83 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013   General Artist
Dracula: Igor!

Igor: Yes, master! How may I serve you?

Dracula: Take this wretched DVD, and dispose of it!

Igor: Yes, Master! Right away!
Reply
:iconsoftfishy:
SoftFishy Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2012
Heh Heh You got it before Hotel Transylvania :D
(In the movie Dracula sees Twilight on a TV)
Reply
:iconjokeraddict0:
jokeraddict0 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I WIN! I AM THE WINNER! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Reply
:iconsoftfishy:
SoftFishy Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2012
XD XD XD lol *Presents award*
Reply
:iconjokeraddict0:
jokeraddict0 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I'd like to thank my brain. For being so random when tired. And thinking of this idea before a major film company did. Even though I get no credit for it. Except from the people who pay attention to the date on the deviation.
Reply
:iconsoftfishy:
SoftFishy Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2012
Well actually I just saw the movie last Sunday and was organizing my favorites when I saw you pic.
Reply
:iconjokeraddict0:
jokeraddict0 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Well there ya go then! :D
Reply
:iconsisthra:
Sisthra Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2011
LOl a the teddy bear in the coffin xD
Reply
:iconbuttontree177:
buttontree177 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2011
I said the same thing!!
Reply
:iconrenaissanceotaku:
RenaissanceOtaku Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2010  Student Artisan Crafter
Simple yet brilliant.
Reply
:iconjokeraddict0:
jokeraddict0 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
XD why thank you ^_____^
Reply
:iconchase4ever:
chase4ever Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2010
lmfao! omg1 this is funny to think about. even better in the vision.
Reply
:iconjokeraddict0:
jokeraddict0 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
XD thanks! glad you like it ;)
Reply
:iconchase4ever:
chase4ever Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2010
it is a work of true genius! fuck einstein! you get t5he prize! lmao!
Reply
:iconjokeraddict0:
jokeraddict0 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
XD lol
Reply
:iconchase4ever:
chase4ever Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2010
i hope you're not honestly suprized...
Reply
:iconjokeraddict0:
jokeraddict0 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
well i think its funny, yes, but not prize worthy. :shrug:
Reply
:iconchase4ever:
chase4ever Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2010
don't underestimate the world. they give prizes to people who don't even deserve them. you deseve one. so there. :cookie:
Reply
:iconjokeraddict0:
jokeraddict0 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
XD well alright then ^_^ i'll just take your word for
Reply
(1 Reply)
:icondragonastra:
Dragonastra Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
love the vampire teddy bear back there~ :heart:

This is what all vampires think of this sparkliness.
Reply
:iconjokeraddict0:
jokeraddict0 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
exactly! :D and thanks ^_^
Reply
:iconblue-demon-hybrid:
Blue-Demon-Hybrid Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2010
:giggle: I thought as much.
Reply
:iconjokeraddict0:
jokeraddict0 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
:D
Reply
:iconchicky-the-dragon:
Chicky-the-Dragon Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Sparkle, sparkle! :iconsparklesplz: :lmao:

Pretty much the reaction I'd expect from Dracula. He's the ultimate vampire (well, except for the ones in Buffy the Vampire Slayer :D) :boogie:

Love this!
Reply
:iconjokeraddict0:
jokeraddict0 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
hee hee!! :D thanks! ^_^ he's the first vampire, the top bat. edward is at the way bottom. actually no. he's not even on the list
Reply
:iconchicky-the-dragon:
Chicky-the-Dragon Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
I second that - Edward's not a vampire :lol:
Reply
:iconjokeraddict0:
jokeraddict0 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
alright. we should now make a movement on dA that will tell everyone that edward is not a vampire
Reply
:iconchicky-the-dragon:
Chicky-the-Dragon Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
I don't think we need a movement for it xD. Plenty of people proclaim it every day :lol:.
Reply
:iconjokeraddict0:
jokeraddict0 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
well then we already have supporters
Reply
:iconohthehumanityplz:
Ohthehumanityplz Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
You can count me too! Let's bring down those sparkling fairies!
Reply
:iconjokeraddict0:
jokeraddict0 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
yes!! DEATH TO THE SPARKLE POSERS!!
Reply
:iconchicky-the-dragon:
Chicky-the-Dragon Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Good point :)
Reply
:iconjacqui-monster-xx:
JacQui-Monster-xX Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2010
Haha, Dracula bare-footed and in his PJ's = win (Y)
=P
Love it.
I think he really would be like this if he saw Twilight (:
xoJacQui
Reply
:iconjokeraddict0:
jokeraddict0 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
hee hee :D thanks ^_^
Reply
:iconjacqui-monster-xx:
JacQui-Monster-xX Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2010
Welcome (:
Reply
:iconfoxdogdemon:
Foxdogdemon Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2010
:icondraculaplz::iconsaysplz::iconwtfisthisplz:
Reply
:iconjokeraddict0:
jokeraddict0 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
and apparently he likes to say it in a piccard voice XD
Reply
:iconfoxdogdemon:
Foxdogdemon Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2010
lol
Reply
:icondraconis-wyrm:
Draconis-Wyrm Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2010   Writer
Why does he look like Beetlejuice?
Reply
:iconjokeraddict0:
jokeraddict0 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
i dunno. :shrug: i didn't use any reference pics and i just decided to put him in striped pjs.
Reply
:icondraconis-wyrm:
Draconis-Wyrm Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2010   Writer
Because he looks like Beetlejuice.
Reply
:iconjokeraddict0:
jokeraddict0 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
hmm...dunno what to tell you :shrug:
Reply
:icondraconis-wyrm:
Draconis-Wyrm Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2010   Writer
:iconifurrycameplz:
Reply
:iconchristianthemum:
ChristiAnthemum Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2010
He sleeps with a teddy? And what might this teddy's name be?
Reply
:iconjokeraddict0:
jokeraddict0 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
vladdy :D
Reply
:iconchristianthemum:
ChristiAnthemum Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2010
Awesome. I think your next comic should star him!
Reply
:iconjokeraddict0:
jokeraddict0 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
lols :D the only question is, what would be the plot?
Reply
:iconchristianthemum:
ChristiAnthemum Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2010
Uh....

the life and adventures of...?
Reply
:iconjokeraddict0:
jokeraddict0 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
hmm...possibly ^_^
Reply
:iconchristianthemum:
ChristiAnthemum Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2010
That'd be a hoot!
Reply
Add a Comment:
 
×



More from DeviantArt



Details

Submitted on
February 22, 2010
Image Size
384 KB
Resolution
2272×1704
Link
Thumb
Embed

Stats

Views
1,918
Favourites
47 (who?)
Comments
65
Downloads
12

Camera Data

Make
Canon
Model
Canon PowerShot A520
Shutter Speed
1/101 second
Aperture
F/4.0
Focal Length
6 mm
Date Taken
Feb 10, 2010, 11:58:28 AM

License

Creative Commons License
Some rights reserved. This work is licensed under a
Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 License.
×